Concerta sleepiness

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Just realized there wasn't a chapter 2. Blaming the sleepiness on that one. But definitely looking forward to your next installment... Maybe a Megan / K.T. piece on the horizon?

i've met women who have never had an orgasm. Fixed a couple of them. Best story is a woman who had a befuddled look on her face after sex. I asked, have you ever had an orgasm before? With a thousand yard stare she answered, I thought I had. One of my favorite memories
Familiar with the labia minora and the clit standing up. What else?
What's the frequency between single people vs married people?
Does 7-1/8 count?
Damn right about sleepiness after sex vs mastubation.
4 years menstruating? Ouch.
Maybe that's why cops wear blue.
High IQ or not they are still more likely to vote for a Jimmy Carter.
Within 3 minutes? When I was a teen, quicker than that. Early 20's I gained control and would go as long as she wanted. At my present age, I'm just thrilled if I can get it up and come.
That anal sex stat needs to be published frequently!
As does the oral sex stat
Not surprising about lesbians. They already know their way around.
38 vertically? Well yeah, 55 years ago.
Well yeah, because they ARE more passionate and aroused
Darker vagina? Meh, Matters not to me.
Men fall in love more quickly? Ya' think? LOL
70% of millennials? How about boomers?
The older you get less condom usage? For singles or marrieds?
Migraines = hornier? Good to know.
The phrase cervical mucus is NOT a turn on.

bornwildnfree, I sent you a private message. Please contact me.
As for everyone else ... life keeps adding on the 'happy' {sarcasm}.
My neurologist decided to prescribe a more powerful tool to manage the pain in my feet. So, he gave me a foot cream. What wasn't obvious was the non-prescribed 'side effects' of the foot cream which included ... (sigh) ...
Well, as my feet have been hurting like sons-a-bitches, I was slathering that cream on three and four times a day. It had minimal positive effect which was leagues ahead of the pain I was going through. Besides, it was foot cream. What was the worse that could happen?
Baclofen (2%) ~ [Lightheadedness or fainting, trouble seeing, severe tiredness, weakness],
Cyclobenzaprine (2%) ~ [Anxiety, restlessness, seeing or hearing things that are not there, severe drowsiness, fainting, or confusion],
Diclofenac (3%) ~ [Sudden or severe headache, or problems with vision, speech, or walking],
Gabapentin (6%) ~ [Behavior problems, aggression, restlessness, trouble concentrating, moodiness (especially in children), problems with coordination, shakiness, unsteadiness, unusual moods, or behaviors, thoughts of hurting yourself, feeling depressed, dizziness, drowsiness, sleepiness, tiredness],
Lidocaine (2%) ~ [which, somewhat stunningly, isn't trying to fuck with my head]
So I've been staggering around in a semi-lucid state for the past several days, unable to figure out why I couldn't do much, if any, writing. It took me complaining to my wife to provide some clarity.
I repeat - it is freaking foot cream!
I've stopped with the foot-crack and am back to dealing with the pain. Hopefully I'll be back to writing soon too.
James aka FinalStand